Jackfruit- found in Asian grocery stores. Buy in brine, not syrup. Low in calories. Makes a great pulled pork substitute, chuck it in a slow cooker.
Jesus Christ, IRL
I really need this on a shirt
love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole
tho im pretty sure thats just kids being like “lets get this over with i get asked these three questions every fucking time i meet anyone that is over 10 come ON ask me something creative or just let me play with my lego”
why does going places take so much time
getting to my mums from weybridge shouldnt take almost two hours
why hasnt anyone figured the whole teleport thing out
come ooooon humanity
(my feet hurt)
(im a wuss that forgot what it feels like to work)
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
Lets just take a moment to appreciate the way New Zealand sells beer.
I feel like this basically summarises our culture.
*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*
Vegan Quesadilla Round Up
Imogen Heap helps invent gloves that will “change the way we make music”
I don’t think anyone could possibly imagine what having these would mean to me
let hudmo and rustie get pairs of these
theres too much you could do with this i wouldnt know what to do oh god
Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.