This is like a round of cards against humanity
Merry Unbirthday, to you all!
Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation
Iggy Azalea clarifying the rumors about a supposed sex tape that was recorded without her permission
Writing Scholars: no run-on sentences! A paragraph-long sentence? That would be RIDICULOUS!
Victor Hugo: First of all fuck you
open the doop, get on the floop. everybody walk the dinosoop
Cecelia Ahern, The Book of Tomorrow (via adderalldust)
This is it. This is the final form
"So come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab."
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) (X)