"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group
When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.
i still havent made soup cause going downstairs is an effort and might mean social interaction
Roald Dahl (via fuckinq)
Life fricking motto.
I love this comics
I’M GONNA BUILD A DECK
I WANT TO KISS YOUR DUMB FACE AND MAKE YOU DUMB PANCAKES AND DUMB PILLOW FORTS AND I JUST WNAT TO BE DUMB WITH YOU LETS BE DUMB TOGETHER
Neil Gaiman (via observando)
I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling